iTazer Lite - The free iPhone tazer / taser app for iPhone and iPad

4.1 ( 4121 ratings )

Entertainment
Developer: pranx

Free

Current version: 2.5.4, last update: 7 years ago
First release : 30 Dec 2009
App size: 1.64 Mb

iTazer Lite is the free, safe, and effective alternative to current controversial stun weapons found on the market. Just the sound of its loud electrical clacking noise and the sight of the high-voltage arc are enough to send even the hardest criminals fleeing, screaming like a little girl (especially if said criminal is, in fact, a little girl).

Your friends will be stunned*, shocked*, and awed* when they see you chasing after them with a crazed look on your face and an iTazer in your hand. This will likely be followed by confusion in seeing that it is not, in fact, a tazer, but an iPhone® or iPod Touch® with an incredibly realistic looking tazer application running on it. Your friend might then start to laugh, which could possibly anger you, causing you to give them an iKick**, or at least a iWetWillie**. Whos laughing now? Beware, however: Some may whip out their iPhone® and start chasing you with an iTazer of their own. These kinds of iTazer matches have been known to last as long as 10 seconds, at which time your boss will probably tell you to stop making all racket, and get back to work.

Here are some testimonials from satisfied iTazer users:

"I was never able to browse websites and listen to music with my old tazer. Thanks iTazer!"
- Brad Olson

"LOL. WTF?"
- Officer Patrick Morgan, SPD

We do not recommend using iTazer for actual self-defense purposes in a potentially threatening situation unless you are absolutely positive that the criminal is stupid enough to believe that he or she will be tazed and run away. If you are not sure of this, you should install and use i911** instead.

* We are deeply sorry for the blatant puns. No, this app doesnt "really shock you," Einstein.

** These apps are currently in development and will be released as soon as we figure out what exactly someone would use them for.

Pros and cons of iTazer Lite - The free iPhone tazer / taser app for iPhone and iPad

iTazer Lite - The free iPhone tazer / taser app good for

I hope that it will be great but I dont know how to turn it on so if any of you could tell me that would be great

Told them my phone gave off a real electrical current and they bought it.

How do you turn it on I cant get it to light up or make sounds

Wont turn on. Only thing I can get it to do is make a humming sound when I launch the app put my phone into sleep mode and unlock my phone.

This app is awesome! I tricked my cousin and he really thought it was real he was even jiggling

Some bad moments

What a stupid piece of crap this is......... Dont waste a second of your life on this POS...

This app works for some people others maybe not. The app wasnt working at first but when I got it to work it was pretty cool. I rated this app with 2 stars because it didnt work at first. If you dont know how it works you just hold down the oval button with the lightning bolt. If the app gives me problems I will say something about it. Thanks for reading.✌️

Useless waste of time. It just prompts you to buy the paid version. Bait and switch. Should be taken off the App Store.

It actually did work once. I have to start it, then sleep the phone. When I restart the taser I get a really cool hum, the taze button has worked once, but only once.

I touch the screen, shaking my phone, spoke to it, even reset my phone. You just open it and its like a picture you stare at that reminds you of what a waste of time it was to download this app.

My iPod 5th gen cant do anything with this. I know it doesnt actually shock, but it cant even do anything except buzz annoyingly

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